Sandy DicksonView all articles by Sandy Dickson
Beloved, there are some things I want you to know
Concerning my sincere commitment to serve you,
And how willing I am to see that this happens,
Even if you may think now I don’t deserve you.
I vow my devotion to anything you need
Will carry us through in the grandest of fashion
As I joyfully uphold all my promises
In exchange for your trust of my fervent passion.
Do you want the moon? Okay I’ll get it for you
And all else you might want, but might consider remote.
I’m a politician; I’ll get you all you want.
I can promise you this in exchange for your vote.
This is a presidential election year and it’s only January of 2008.
Isn’t it almost an unbearable thought that we have to put up with
this rhetoric all the way until November?